Saturday, September 28, 2013

Camel Toe

For this months book cover I present Man and Camel, a collection of poems by Mark Strand.

Keeping the crack of your camel toe sand free will lead to happier humps.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Here Fluffy

Not everyone has heard the song Fluffy by Gloria Balsam, but those who have can never forget it.

Gloria originally performed with her group Psychotic Pineapple mostly performing locally until one day in 1978, Gloria and Psychotic Pineapple were performing at the Berkeley Campus of the University of California, opening for Talking Heads. As she sang, her shrill reverberated around the valley entrancing one Jeff Finder, sitting on the hill side.  Jeff was heir to a Californian newspaper and his hypnotic entrancement extended to putting up the finance required for Glorias single.
One thousand copies of Fluffy were pressed in the spring 1980 on the Richmond label, many copies finding their way to alternative radio stations. The single gained airplay in Boston and New York and a few copies even made it to the UK and Australia. Gloria’s pinnacle came when Fluffy was featured on Rhino’s World’s Worst Records.  Shortly afterwards Gloria opened at the Mabuhay for Devo, the Jim Carrol Band, Dead Kennedys, the Cramps, the Offs and many others.

Friday, September 20, 2013

The Day the Clown Cried

The Day the Clown Cried is possibly the best film combining human tragedy and comedy you'll never get to see.
Filmed in 1972, The Day the Clown Cried was directed by and starred Jerry Lewis as a German circus clown named Helmut Doork who is sent to a Nazi prison and then a concentration camp, where he performers for wide-eyed Jewish children leading them to the gas chambers.  Still unreleased, the one existing copy lays locked in a secret vault by Lewis and safeguarded by legal bindings, the mystery surrounding the film has deepened and grown more tantalising with each passing decade.

During production, the producer not only ran out of money before completing the film, but his rights to produce the film expired before filming began.  He had paid the writer an initial fee (of $5,000), but failed to send her the remaining settlement (of $50,000) prior to production.  Lewis eventually ended up paying production costs with his own money to finish shooting the film, but the parties involved in its production were never able to come to terms allowing the film to be released.  Additionally the writers of the original script were unhappy with changes made by Lewis, which made the clown more sympathetic than the original  arrogant, self-centred character.  The film has been tied up in litigation ever since, and all of the parties involved have never been able to reach an agreeable settlement suspending the film in the abyss of international litigation.
 As research for the film, Lewis visited  the remains of Auschwitz and Dachau concentration camps and even managed an interview with one of the men who actually pulled the lever on the gas chamber. In the early 1970's The Day The Clown Cried met criticism because of its premise and content, however, the film does not actually make light of tragic events. With contemporary films such as Life Is Beautiful in 1997, the remake of Jakob the Liar in 1999, and Adam Resurrected in 2009, It becomes clear Lewis was genuinely decades ahead of his time. Jerry openly dislikes being asked about the film although, in a rare interview in last month on 19 Augusts 2013, Lewis did speak about the film. The interview can be found at Entertainment Weekly website.
Every decade or so rumours of a remake surface, often with high profile writers and producers entering into talks with both Robin Williams (no surprise there) and William Hurt (slight surprise there) being proposed lead actors at one stage or another.  Though so far the idea has always been dropped before it officially gets the green light for pre-production.  A copy of the script can be found at The Daily Script.

Monday, September 16, 2013

Jolly Statue

That's a suspicious looking statue...

Reminds me of this:

Or maybe this:

Jolly well.

Sunday, September 08, 2013

Puppet Intimacy

Amen by Beverly Massegee with Eric.

Human puppet intimate relationships are more common than most people think.  But I don't think you should go singing songs about it.